We got a rather useless amber alert tonight

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
10/10/2015 at 20:29 • Filed to: None

I wish I could help here but this might be one of the most vague alerts ever. There are literally thousands of cars in my area that meet this description. It could be anything from a Kia Rio to a Volvo S80 to a Mercedes S Class. Its really going to be hard to find this missing child.

DISCUSSION (17)

CRider > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/10/2015 at 20:39

Kinja'd!!!

Like dis?

pip bip - choose Corrour > CRider
10/10/2015 at 20:45

Skoda Octavia?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/10/2015 at 20:47

Found it:

Kinja'd!!!

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > CRider
10/10/2015 at 20:50

B5 Passat?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/10/2015 at 20:53

Black or grey I could understand the mistake, but how do you confuse orange with those two colors?

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/10/2015 at 20:56

My point exactly.

We know it’s a sedan in one of three colors. Am I supposed to call the police for every car I see that matches this description? Hell our Volvo S60 meets this description.

DoYouEvenShift > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/10/2015 at 21:04

I got that same one too. Its like the ones with 2 door sedans.

iSureWilll > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/10/2015 at 21:12

You should call the police on yourself from the evidence I've seen.....

scoob > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/10/2015 at 21:27

It’s either Rosso Corsa, Tiffany’s Blue with a StanceWorks banner on the windshield, or Optimus Prime himself.

Under_Score > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/10/2015 at 21:49

Wow, the ambers I get have the town and the make, year, model, and license plate of the car.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Under_Score
10/10/2015 at 22:17

As someone else pointed out there isnt even an age, gender, or race of the kid either. And no area.

Apparently she was a 14y.o. black girl from Orlando, about 2.5 hours away.

Honestly I thought jordan was going to be a guys name.

This was so vague and really pointless

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2015 at 17:35

I agree entirely.

To make it worse, mine went off in the middle of church.

Yep, it was awkward.

On a side note... Hi Justin. How's it going? I hope all is well with you. Tell the boys I said hello.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
10/11/2015 at 17:36

Hey buddy.

How’s ap gov going for you? I have a massive helpful thing that I’m sure Will get you at least a 4 if you’re interested

Life is... You know... Not much changed

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2015 at 17:39

AP Gov is annoying, but I'm pulling through. I'd love whatever you have to help me. Thanks man. I'm glad to hear that you're ok.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
10/11/2015 at 17:43

Just started all the college application BS

Trying to get into college up in NJ. In done here.

And it’s actually a book called “How Our Government Really Works”

The 4th edition just came out. Its kinda pricy at 21.95 but it’s got all recent supreme court cases like same sex marriage in There.

But you could probably find a 3rd edition used and it’s pretty much the same content just not as current examples. Its making a world of difference for me.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/11/2015 at 17:45

Thank you, Justin. I'll have to check it out this week. I think I'll go to UF. I hope you get accepted. I'll be around. Take care, kiddo.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
10/11/2015 at 18:22

Oh and uhh ps. Don’t mean to rub it in but the guy who wrote that drives a 2013 Cayman S. And I know him. Because he’s my ap teacher!